The Scallion
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PT Barnum hired as auctioneer of public lands.
Trump attempts to balance budget and line his friend’s pockets by selling national parks at discount rates. Brings back his long lost idol to cloud the give-away with disinformation to confuse the people. #SavingThePlaces Satire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGjnIG7puzY&feature=em-lsp